I have figured it out.
Gareth Morgan is going the extra mile to ensure that there is a glut of cat food over the coming decades as his Kiwisaver fund members begin to retire.
If his fund performs any worse they are all going to be eating cheap cat food.
Have we ever seen a NZ business person do such a fantastic job of shooting off both feet in the space of a week before?
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